MAXIM: Dirty Hands

     Dirty hands are either the sign of a hard worker, or a sign that someone's been playing in the mud. 

BIBLE VERSE: Luke 15:7

     "I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." - Luke 15:7

QUOTE: The Unequaled Charm - Jane Austen

     "There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart." - Jane Austen

MAXIM: Mixed CDs Are Superb

     The brilliance of mixed CDs is indeed astounding. They are the ideal medium with which to set the tone for almost any situation, and allow you the ability to do this using all your dearest melodies and tunes. How could you not love a well-constructed mixed CD?

THOUGHT: The Ruin Of Ordinary Men

     Most women would contend that Disney Princes have destroyed their expectations in the everyday man. I, on the other hand, blame this unhealthy loss of expectations entirely on Jane Austen and her impeccable, male literary personas. Yes, indeed. Mr. Darcy, Colonel Brandon, and Mr. Knightly ruined me for typical men long before Prince Charming and Prince Eric even attempted such a feat.
     I also blame this loss on Richard Dean Anderson. 

     (If you need an explanation as to why Richard Dean Anderson is also blamed for this grave loss, all you need do is Google him. However, if you need to Google him, you might want to invest in some quality viewing time of all 7 seasons of MacGyver. Then you will really know the gravity of his part in this matter.)